Chapter 2 · 1330 words
The Box With My Face On It
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Aisle nine, top shelf, left of the bran: CAPTAIN CRUNCHWAVE — NOW WITH REAL HEROISM.
The cartoon on the front had his jaw, his scar, and his eyes, and the cartoon was looking slightly to the left of the camera, which is to say, at him.🥣🔥 211
He turned the box over. The expiry date was today.🥣🔥 87
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